masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
I’m not sure where I stand with life as of right now. Half of me wants to curl up into a ball, hide away and slip back into what I used to be. This half of me tells me that I shouldn’t be with someone, I shouldn’t enjoy myself, I can’t do this or that. It keep me back and reminds me of who I was and am trying to get away from. The other half of me wants to live, be happy. Beat the shit out my drum. Climb to the top of a building. Be with someone who makes me feel wanted and loved, who isn’t to take me for granted and cheat on me. I wanna be free from the limits I put on myself but every time I try and get away I can never manage it. I wanna meet someone who turns my life around, makes me the super me. I just can’t seam to let go of some of the past and that makes me unhappy and causes me grief. I suppose I’m just another teenager. I just hope I can once again be happy.
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
In Australian English, every response can be preceded by ‘yeah’.
- “yeah alright”
- “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
- “yeah maybe”
- “yeah nah”
- “yeah fuck off”
- “yeah why not?”
- “yeah but what?”
Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.
You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”